Tik Tok

1/13/10

Yesterday was good. I was running late to the gym but I made it on time. I also got my diet. I’ll end up starting it on Monday because I need to go shopping and get all that food that I cannot pronounce. Flo and I worked on back and shoulders. I am definitely getting stronger and stuff is starting to fit a little better even though I haven’t lost much weight. I’m sure that will come when I get all the food I need.
I looked at the diet and I read off all the stuff. I did have to ask what musceli is. Flo told me that it’s sort of an oat meal. I understand oat meal. When I got home and showed the diet to a few people they all asked me if I needed clarification on what exactly musceli is. People know me too well. If it’s too tough to spell or pronounce I won’t go near it.

We’ll I’m really all set now. There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in Win, but there’s also an “I” in encephalitis (OK 2) and no one wants that. What was I talking about?

I usually don’t go to the gym on Wednesday’s but I need to drop something off so I will do the cardio that I missed yesterday when I was stuck in traffic.
I’m at work today I hear a few people singing Kesha’s “Tik Tok”, which may or may not be the most annoyingly catchy song I’ve ever heard. Maybe you like it, and that’s ok. I’m just saying that it bothers me. How long do you think it took Kesha (or whoever wrote the song) to come up with the “I woke up in the morning and I feel like P-Diddy” line? I’m thinking weeks. I can see her ((or whoever wrote it) staring at blank screen and writing “woke up in the morning and I feel like”…Big Poppa, Tupac, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Joplin…no, wait, they’re all dead. How does she know what he feels like when he wakes up in the morning? Maybe I don’t want to know that answer but Diddy, last time I heard actually bought all of Manhattan. I think he’s feeling OK. I think the Tik Tok is actually her 15 minute clock slowly draining.