1/14- Tongue Electrocution

1/14/10
Yesterday was interesting. I was dead tired. I did go to the gym because I had to drop something off. I was on the treadmill getting in the cardio I had missed from the day before when Flo came over and asked me if I wanted to train. What am I going to say “No, get away from me you evil trainer”? Of course not, and I really wanted to work out, so we did a lot of arms and abs and boy was I dragging. I missed lunch, (not my fault). I went home after that, sat down and didn’t move for the next six or so hours (I did shower first). There is a big shopping trip planned in my future, this Saturday I am going to Costco to buy everything needed for this diet. I’ve been told to watch my eating and start the diet on its appropriate Monday start day. I will be breaking one of my own rules here and I am going to buy stuff I can’t pronounce. Although, I can’t pronounce any of the words of a diet coke can either but I still drink it. However, those are ingredients (ingredients, really?) and not the name of the product so I am good. That’s what I keep telling myself and I am fine with it. Let’s move on.

My biggest concern with the diet is being able to go out and not be a menu pain. I don’t want to be that guy who needs to nitpick over everything that is on a restaurant menu so I need to be really careful that I don’t ruin everyone’s good time. “You know what you should really eat…” You’ll never hear that phrase come out of my mouth in a social setting. I’d rather tongue kiss an electric mixer before I go and do that. .

Two words I am kicking from my vocabulary because I can’t speak them correctly:

Irreparably and Similarly.
The word I spell wrong the most: Definitely

Done.