Music/The Rex Ryan Diet

Music
My IPOD has gotten a lot angrier this past month. Usually the total
amount of music is only half angry but I have since chucked some
lighter stuff and added some more songs that are on the heavier side.
There were some albums that I just re-bought like “Filter’s”- Short Bus
and the “Toadies” – Rubberneck which are both phenomenal rock albums
that do not nearly get enough credit. The album that I seem to be playing the most recently is “Chevelle’s”—Sci Fi Crimes which top to bottom is the best album I bought all last year with Them Crooked Vultures coming in a close second.

I have room for angry stuff on my IPOD what are you guys listening to?

The Rex Ryan diet
I read somewhere (I can’t remember where) that Rex Ryan the head coach of the New York Jets has put on 50lbs since he got the gig at the beginning of the year. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that he is a stress eater. What I heard today on the radio is that Rex Ryan is taking in 7000 calories a day. I’m not sure if that is true or not but it sure is a possibility. The only other person I’ve ever heard admit that they take in 7000 calories a day is Michael Phelps and well, he’s got all those gold medals hanging around his neck and can eat whatever he wants with no repercussions. I’m sure if you really tried and put your mind to it you could bang out 7000 calories a day but you wouldn’t feel good about yourself. I picture Rex Ryan in some sort of war paint having someone fire a gun at a wild pig and then immediately eating it without first cooking it. Tasty!

I am guessing 14,000 per day this week as the Jets prepare for the Colts. Perhaps someone should keep an eye on Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne this week and ignore all calls regarding dinner from Rex Ryan.

There may be ritual killings if the Jets make it to the Superbowl. I’m both worried and excited.